Those glasses belong to a girl whose closest friends call her "The Golden Vagina", because she's dated or otherwise slept with numerous men who weren't players at the time but who went on to great success, including a very big television writer, a Golden Globe and Oscar nominee who apparently used to drive a sweet Camaro, and a guy who directed a big-budget action flick that ended up bombing ("I got him his shot, I'm not responsible for what happens after that").
She also had some level of sub-intercourse relations with Eric Lindros after meeting him in a Philly bar called The Black Banana. Before hopping in his Mercedes SLK she told him "this is just like my dad's car!", then wrote "!PLEH" in the back-window fog because she thought it was funny. Even though his P didn't enter the GV, he made his first trip to the Stanley Cup Finals the next year.
On the other hand: she dated the guy from Dog's Eye View who sang that song "Everything Falls Apart". The song was already a hit by then, and obviously no hits followed it, which prompted me to say there should have been a commercial advising the dude "There has never been a worse time to buy gold".
After hearing this tale of magical genitalia and sweet cars, our friend Matt could think of nothing to say but "I drive a Hyundai Santa Fe. It's Fudge-colored, but they call it Espresso." He used to drive a BMW -- draw your own conclusions.
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