Please Don't Tell Anyone I'm a Virgin

Drank at the PDT bar last night with a friend who works for Karlsson's Gold Vodka, which is interesting stuff because it's only filtered once, and's made with 7 different varieties of "virgin" potato (so young the skin hasn't yet developed) grown by farmers who were doomed to lose their land to encroaching golf courses until Karlsson's came along. Obviously, "virgin potatoes" is fodder for some great advertising tag-lines, so I promised my friend I'd come up with 20. Here goes.

1) Spuds not Sluts!
2) Our potatoes are virgins. Your cocktails won't be.
3) We sacrifice virgins, not taste.
4) No skin, no sin. Karlsson's Gold, with real virgin potatoes.
5) Our potatoes are virgins. And not just in the Italian way.
6) Try Karlsson's Gold, made with virgin potatoes. Because vodka made with slutty potatoes will have sex in the shower with your asshole friend while you're passed out on a twin hotel bed after an out-of-town frat party.
7) Our potatoes: like a virgin, fermented for the very first time.
8) Our virgins have never touched a tuber-snake.
9) Virgin potatoes: no matter how much vodka you give them, you'll never get into their plants.
10) Help Our Vodka Lose Its V: try Karlsson's Gold, made with real virgin potatoes.
11) Karlsson's Gold: Just because our potatoes are virgins doesn't mean we support abstinence.
12) Karlsson's Gold. Made with virgin potatoes, so when a dragon's threatening to burn down your village, you can just hand him our vodka. Or hand him your girlfriend, and keep the vodka.
13) Worth the Wait: Karlsson's Gold, made with real virgin potatoes.
14) You Know You Want It: Karlsson's Gold, made with real virgin potatoes.
15) Looking for a vodka you can't get pregnant? Karlsson's Gold: made with real virgin potatoes.
16) Okay, so apparently virgin potatoes can get pregnant. But that's okay, because you will definitely want to marry Karlsson's Gold.
17) Karlsson's Gold: our potatoes are virgins, but our master distiller has plenty of experience.
18) Vodka that feels like the first time: Karlsson's Gold, made with real virgin potatoes.
19) Karlsson's Gold: Our potatoes might be virgins, but they have watched a lot of late-night cable television.
20) Karlsson's Gold: because why would you want potatoes that had sex with some guy with a giant root?