Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Con-genital Defects


At Lorelei Friday afternoon, drinking goodby to a departing coworker, when the talk turns to pheromones, the naturally produced chemicals that allegedly make you irresistable to the opposite sex, prompting shady supplement companies to market them despite their already being naturally produced.

Apparently, one of my coworker's former roommates used to rub his balls in his hands, then rub his hands all over his face. Because he thought that smell wafting off his balls was pheromonal. And that women would be primally attracted to it. But how would he react if his ploy did attract a woman, and her face smelled like vagina?

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