Still The Old One

Among the things this surprisingly nimble 23lb cat learned last night:
Shania Twain is now dating the husband of the assistant Mutt Lange left her for.
Angela Lansbury once starred in an exercise video.
When Welshmen exclaim “Oh, the old one!” after finally putting Angela Lansbury's name together with her career, Americans desperately want to believe that, in Wales, Angela Lansbury really is known as “The Old One”.
Madness (the band, not the condition) is still huge in England, and primed to make an American comeback.
If you've never done mushrooms before, people who have done mushrooms before will lock you inside a bus.
Just because you've spent two hours trying to hook your computer up to someone else's television, doesn't mean you should give up.