Small Dogs, High Heat

This is Satchel. Met him at a party last night. I assumed his name was Satchel because his owner enjoyed carrying him around in one, but she told me he was actually named for Satchel Paige. She left her reasons crypto-hilariously murky, moving her hands to the general vicinity of her reproductive area and telling me that, when Satchel was "naturally birthed", they expected him to be black. Even though he's not, his own reproductive area is still intact, making him one of the few dogs lucky enough to be able to play with his balls later in life -- so maybe he's a lot like Satchel Paige after all.