Deliver Your Cakes with Fred Ex

At Milady's last night, Dan was just finishing up his “Freddy Mitchell Goes Deep” story – in which texting that phrase to an Eagles-loving Balthazar hostess somehow prompted her to snuff their gameday SMS flirtation, even though clearly it should have inspired her to take things to the next level – when the bartender broke out this birthday cake for a regular, whose look of genuine surprise and gratitude could make even a guy who'd had his affections rebuffed for making an excellent Freddy Mitchell reference once again believe in life's ultimate goodness.